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$350,000
Greetings, noble seeker of dwelling or lucrative investment! Behold, an extraordinary real estate offering from the whimsical realms. Prepare to be enchanted by this delightful 3-bedroom, 1-bathroom manor, boasting polished floors that shimmer like gold, air conditioning to tame even the fiercest of mythical beasts, fans that shall tickle thy funny bone, and a highset design fit for royalty. And the radiance of sunlight shall flood this abode, illuminating thy every step upon the vast expanse of an 809 square meter block. Let us embark on this comical journey together!
Step into a realm of mirth and revelry with three charming chambers awaiting thy pleasure! These rooms shall embrace thee with open arms, offering the perfect canvas for a delightful game of furniture Tetris. Arrange thy beds, wardrobes, and jesters' outfits to thy heart's content, and let the comedic chaos unfold!
Fear not the call of nature, dear homeowner or shrewd investor! Within this manor, a single bathroom awaits, where thou shalt find solace in porcelain thrones and water that floweth with all the grace of a court jester. Bid farewell to the era of outhouses and chamber pots, for thou shalt enjoy the luxuries of modern plumbing, and thy posterior shall sing praises to thee!
Prepare to be whisked away on a whimsical journey by the breeze! With air conditioning that rivals the refreshing gusts of a dragon's mighty wings and fans that dance like jesters in a royal procession, thou shalt revel in unparalleled comfort. Whether 'tis the blistering heat of summer or the icy winds of winter, thy manor shall remain an oasis of laughter and cozy serenity!
Ascend to greater heights, bold homeowner or enterprising investor, for the highset design of this manor shall elevate thee both figuratively and literally!
Prepare to be overwhelmed by the sheer magnitude of this fantastical expanse! An 809 square meter block awaits thy imagination, offering endless possibilities for grand adventures and profitable endeavors. Plant thy own secret garden, construct a folly to entertain both lords and jesters, or perhaps erect a unicorn stable for mythical beasts of whimsy! The choice is thine, dear investor or homeowner, to amuse or amass thy fortunes!
So, intrepid first-time homeowner or cunning investor, embrace this uproarious journey through time as thou embark upon the quest for a manor. With its gleaming polished floors, air conditioning fit for a court jester, fans that inspire laughter, a highset design worthy of a noble knight, and a block so vast it could house a traveling circus, this masterpiece is a gem of endless possibilities. Hasten thy steps and secure this piece of history before it disappears like a magician's trick!
Cunning Investors should note this would achieve $410 a week and achieve a disgustingly gross yield of 6%
Send forth a message to Dee on 0408 882 882
134-136 Charters Towers Road, Hermit Park QLD 4812
Call Steve Leaumont on
0499500032
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