107/1375 Burke Road, Kew VIC 3101

Inspections

• Sat 13 December @ 10AM - 10:30AM 13/12/2025 10:00 AM 13/12/2025 10:30 AM Australia/Sydney Inspection for 107/1375 Burke Road, Kew VIC 3101 107/1375 Burke Road, Kew VIC 3101 The Agency - Victoria false DD/MM/YYYY

Private Sale - $450,000

1 beds

1 baths

1 parking

Everything your matches aren't.

This apartment
is like turning up to a date
and realising he actually looks
like his Hinge photos.

You start scanning for red flags like TSA,
waiting for him to say "I'm building a startup"
or casually mention his podcast
about "mindset and masculinity"

Then the double glazing hits.
Silent. Stable.
The emotional bandwidth of someone
who replies in full sentences
and doesn't open with "haha you're trouble

Property Details

• Type: Apartment
• Bedrooms: 1
• Bathrooms: 1
• Other Parking: 1
• Tenancy: Vacant